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| Announcement |
[ | | April the 30th @ 04:52pm
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Students,
All right, since you lot are actually behaving lately, and because some of your whinging parents got all offended at the idea of us locking you up, we're going to let you eat meals in the Great Hall beginning tonight. If we see ANY of you so much as thinking about something rule-breaky, we're just gonna blow you off the face of the planet, you get me?
The Carrows
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[ | | April the 23rd @ 03:24pm
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Things are changing around here, in case you're all too thick to realize it. Which I wouldn't be all that surprised if you're not since you're kind of a whole bunch of bloody morons. Anyway, you'll listen to those Aurors if you know what's good for you which you probably don't but whatever. More fun for us that way.
That said, we've got some other announcements. With your Head Boy under house arrest because his family's a bunch of idiots and your Head Girl off in Azkaban, we've decided you need some new Head Whatevers to guide you and so on. From here on out, you can count Blaise Zabini and Pansy Parkinson as your new Head Boy and Girl. Treat them with respect, blah blah blah.
Prefects can keep your badges and whatever if you really want, but you're basically useless right now so don't expect to get any kind of special treatment. We'll be using the Inquisitorial Squad instead since they actually have gotten shite done. So, forget about taking points and giving them or doing your rounds unless you're a member of the Squad.
All right, that's it. If you have questions, too bad. I don't want to deal with them.
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[ | | April the 21st @ 11:06am
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Good luck getting your helpful little messages up from Azkaban, brats!
That's right...Dumbledore's Army is NO MORE. Thanks to all the helpful information-gathering you lot did, we've got every one of them AND their helpers packed up and shipped off to Azkaban. No more danger to the school from THEM any more! Haha! Hah!
25 points each to Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff for helping catch the little twerps, and 25 to Slytherin for consistent enforcement of the rules that made all this possible!
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[ | | April the 15th @ 10:47pm
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[Warded to Pansy Parkinson]
Seem to remember you were no fan of the Head Girl, right? Well, she got caught messing about the dungeon, so now she's in there. Gonna ship her to Azkaban in the morning, so if you want to get your licks in, now's your chance.
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[ | | April the 14th @ 07:39pm
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[ Warded to the Inquisitorial Squad ]
Hey kids,
Blah blah, you know the drill. If you're not a pansy, come down to the dungeons and have at it. They're not gonna beat themselves.
A. Carrow
P.S.: No offense Pansy.
[ /Ward ]
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[ | | April the 13th @ 07:11pm
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[Warded to Inquisitorial Squad]
If you're bored, come down to dungeons. We've got all kinds of entertainment tonight.
[/Ward]
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| From Madame Pomfrey's Journal |
[ | | April the 12th @ 09:51pm
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[Warded to Miss Turpin]
Miss Turpin, if you would please come down to the infirmary at once, I would be most appreciative.
[/Ward]
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[ | | April the 7th @ 07:42pm
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[Warded to the Inquisitorial Squad]
Good evening, ducklings.
Please report to the Great Hall tonight at 9:45pm this evening, unless you have prefect rounds. We have a job for you.
[/Ward]
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[ | | April the 5th @ 12:04am
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Oi! Finnigan can't keep his stupid trap shut, and I haven't got time to beat him all day. Someone brew up that Nightmare Draught - enough to last the week.
And I guess if any of the rest of you might like to go down there and give him a whack, go on. Division of labour and all. Let's get all those bruises he lost over hols replaced.
The rest of you, take note: pissing people with power off is stupid. Stop doing it. Idiots.
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| ANNOUNCEMENT. |
[ | | March the 29th @ 11:11pm
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All right. So I've heard some yammering about this Head Boy business. The most important thing to remember here is that Draco Malfoy is having a TEMPORARY LEAVE OF ABSENSE ABSINCE GONE from Hogwarts while whatever he needs to get sorted out gets sorted. Since we're without a Head Boy right now, we thought long and hard and decided that the IS can have at it for the time being; I don't really care. When Malfoy's back, he can have his old post.
In the meantime, who really CARES about being Head Boy? I wasn't Head Boy, and I turned out great.
Don't get demented and all that.
Professor A. Carrow
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| Announcement. |
[ | | March the 28th @ 10:00pm
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Beloved Students,
We eagerly await your return! We missed your smiling faces so. I trust that there will be no challenges at the train station nor anything illegal attempted to be sneaked past our securities.
Now then, for a brief announcement: in light of our recent misfortunes, and as a safety precaution, dementors will be added to the Hogwarts castle beginning tomorrow. Please remember to treat the dementors with care and respect. Don't harass them, play chicken with them, or touch them. They are under our care, but they are still... hungry.
I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday with their families, provided that their families are still alive, of course! Otherwise... you're mine again tomorrow!
I-- right then. Sorry Amycus. Ours.
Sincerely,
Professor A. Carrow
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| Journal Assignment #Whatever |
[ | | March the 14th @ 09:59pm
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Time for another one of these things already? Christ. Glad it's you and not me. OKAY so this month's extra credit question goes as follows:
Who's the hottest student and who's the ugliest student?
This is to I don't know. Build your self-esteem or something.
Oh and the ugliest can't be in Slytherin so don't even bother.
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[ | | March the 12th @ 07:44pm
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I regret to inform you all that this year's Spring Musical is cancelled. If you have questions, you may visit my office.
[Warded to Rhoslyn Babbling, Mandy Brocklehurst, Lavender Brown, Leah Dawlish, Morgan Hopkins, Juliet Jewkes, Natalie McDonald, Liam O'Hare, Eomer Proudfoot, Jack Purkiss, Bronwyn Smethwyk, Evelyn Spinnet, Logan Stebbins, and Tabitha Vance]
I wish to address you all separately to express my appreciation for the dedication you all have shown to the Thespians club this year.
In the face of so much adversity, you all have been so strong, such an inspiration to me as an artist, as an educator, and as a person. It is because of the valor and determination you all have shown that I know that I must call a halt to our spring production. I know that no matter how broken and beaten you become and no matter how much difficulty the production faces, you will all continue to come to rehearsal as long as it is called.
It is not the show which must go on; it is the artists. Under the circumstances, it will be best for all of us to call this one off. There will be other shows, other stages. For now, shine on in your hearts and save your energy.
And for the love of God, get some sleep. You all look dreadful.
You all are the finest group of students I have ever had, and I am proud to be your teacher.
[end ward]
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| Warded to the Inquisitor's Squad |
[ | | March the 11th @ 06:59pm
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[Warded to the Inquisitor's Squad]
Anyone of you lot that would like to help out with punishing of the troublemakers from Dark Arts this week, report to the dungeon area tonight at 9 o'clock.
Anyone not interested or too sensitive or too lady, don't bother showing.
[/Ward]
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| Warded to the Inquisitor's Squad |
[ | | March the 7th @ 09:05pm
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[ Warded to the Inquisitor's Squad ]
A word, dear children, if you will.
I'm certain you all heard that ridiculous display of singing yesterday. After talking it over with the Headmaster, we have decided that only the most crushing display of force will do in retaliation to such an obscene gesture. Professor Carrow has been hard at work in the dungeons this evening creating some enhancements.
The following students should be taken from their dormitories tomorrow promptly at seven and led downstairs to the dungeons where they will encounter many individual cells that have been outfitted for solitary confinement. There, feel free to beat them once or twice upside the head. Once you're satisfied, leave them inside these cells until we are satisfied that they have absorbed their lesson:
Chelsea Holy
Seamus Finnigan
Liam O'Hare
Leah Dawlish
Susan Bones
Megan Jones
Sarah Montgomery
Neville Longbottom,
Lavender Brown
Ross Anderson
Jack Purkiss
Rhianna Wagtail
Brie Dunstan
Ginny Weasley
Tabitha Vance
Lisa Turpin
Ian Podmore
Hannah Abbott
Aurors and hitwizards will be on hand to assist you with the students and with any roughhousing, if you are not of the stomach to perform as you should.
Have a magical evening!
Sincerely,
Professor A. Carrow
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| Announcement. |
[ | | February the 22nd @ 07:52pm
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My dear students,
The Slytherin dormitories have been drained and the leak has been fixed. The dormitories are once again habitable.
Hufflepuffs, please assist your Slytherin compatriots with moving their belongings back to the dungeons, as they have had such a hard few days. If I hear any nonsense about belongings being hexed, I'll be doing some beheading of my own.
Professor A. Carrow
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| Announcement. |
[ | | February the 21st @ 07:18pm
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Students,
Until further notice, Hufflepuff House is being moved to Gryffindor and Ravenclaw Houses. Years 3, 5, and 7 will be going to Gryffindor House. Years 1, 2, 4, and 6 will be going to Ravenclaw. Ravenclaw gets more, you see, because we keep losing members of that House, ha!
Slytherin House will be temporarily moving to Hufflepuff until their dormitories have been drained, and as the poor dears have already suffered enough, I don't see why they should be forced to share space with other Houses. Rest assured that we are investigating any and all causes as to this mess and will be reacting accordingly.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask someone else.
Sincerely,
A. Carrow
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| Journal Assignment #6 |
[ | | February the 20th @ 10:14pm
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Nearly forgot your question of the month. You know the drill - answer and we'll toss points at you or something.
If you could Sort yourself to any House, what would it be? Ha, stupid Hufflepuffs.
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| From the Journal of Headmaster Snape |
[ | | February the 9th @ 06:06pm
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[ Warded to Pansy Parkinson
Ms. Parkinson,
I have been informed that you are interested in mobilizing a group of Slytherins to assist in carrying out disciplinary actions against unruly students. I think that this is an excellent idea, as example will surely provide a new direction for those Hogwarts students that continue to excel in trouble-making. Might I suggest that you call this initiative "the Inquisitorial Squad"? The Ministry of Magic will take kindly, I think, to such flattery. Additionally, let me know in person or by journal any time you feel a wish to exercise your right as a prefect in an exceptional manner.
I also suggest that you consider allowing non-Slytherin participation. I trust that you will instinctively know which students are appropriate for selection.
Lastly, do give Mr. Macmillan, Mr. Finnigan, Mr. Longbottom, and Ms. Weasley time to recover from last nights' demonstration. They have been instructed to use today to think upon their actions, and there are a great number of alternate students that you might seek to correct.
Thank you once again for being such an example to your House.
Good luck,
Headmaster S. Snape
[ /Ward ]
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